hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
— chuuch (@ch000ch) October 19, 2013
4.6.
Gay marriage won't destroy America. Grown adults who have an entire "birthday week" will destroy America.
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) June 28, 2015
10.bailiff: do you promise to tell the truth and nothing but the truth so help you god
me: no
bailiff: [whispering to the judge] what do i do
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) August 17, 2015
11.My roomba just went into the corner and knocked over the broom that was leaning there. Dude, chill out. You already got the job.
— Burnie Burns (@burnie) July 5, 2015
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