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ME: honey, it's really muggy out today
WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u
ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
— Max Birthday Ash (@mynameisntdave) June 15, 20153. source
YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 3, 20155.
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There's not a day goes by that I don't think about this caption. pic.twitter.com/ebwtgYwLlQ
— Dan Berry (@thingsbydan) August 21, 201512. source
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*lifts 10 pound weight*
Nice.
*adds "salmon" to list of animals I could protect a woman from*
— Alex Rogaski (@AlexRogaski) December 9, 201518. source
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Do you want to be seen or not mate pic.twitter.com/m6VijjlnDV
— Joe (@joespacerogers) June 30, 201521. source